I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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