Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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