Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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