I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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