If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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