How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I have tasted many bathrooms
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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