So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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