I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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