the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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