shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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