Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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