apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
