Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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