i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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