Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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