Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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