just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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