Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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