we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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