If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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