if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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