you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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