This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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