I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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