is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize