Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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DRAHCIR
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