I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
