I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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