I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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