I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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