Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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