I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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