So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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