I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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