Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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