he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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