I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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