Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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