ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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