i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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