You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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