Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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