My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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