And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
