awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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