why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
We're too hungover to prance.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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