just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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