oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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