He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
