sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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