He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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