do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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