No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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