Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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