I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
operation harelip BJ is a go
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Randomize
