i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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