He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
