omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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