It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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