So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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